I am beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I am down to 55 e-mails. I am getting close! I feel like so far today I have been making the best progress. Thank goodness!
You will never guess what I woke up to this morning! It was (is) disgusting!
Jack was wearing footie pajamas (my favorite pj's by far...they are so stinkin' cute!), which is always great. But, somehow one of the tabs off his diaper came off! So, when I went to change him this morning he had poop in between his TOES. Read it people, between his toes. Gross!
Anyway, I pulled myself together and cleaned him up but I am just going to toss the pajamas. First of all, he is almost too big for them. Secondly, they are covered in poop. A finally, Jack is the third child to wear them. I think that is enough hand-me-down for those jammies.
The thing that got me most about the whole situation was the fact that I totally didn't expect it. He didn't smell like he had gone #2 (and he normally doesn't wake up with a poopy diaper), those footie jammies were protecting me from the nastiness beneath them. Yuck!
What are your bowel movement horror stories? :)
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Thursday, November 4, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
POOP!
Did any of you watch Jon and Kate Plus 8?
Well, I did. I loved that show. You know, before it became all about the parents. Both are whack jobs...but, if I had to decide I would say I am on Team Kate. Jon has a lot to learn.
Anyway, the point of my post.
Do you remember one of the first episodes where Kate finds one of the babies covered in poop after their nap? (It might have even been one of their tv specials before their show, who knows)
That is what I found the other day. My handsome almost 18 month old COVERED in poop.
It was nasty.
At first glance it seemed okay (as okay as poop covered bedding can get) but, as I was cleaning I realized (well Hubs noticed it first) it was EVERYWHERE. From one end of the crib to the other.
I wiped him down first, with baby wipes, while the bath water was running. Then I dumped about a gallon of bubbles into the tub. Lol. Like those bubbles are going to make him clean. After I cleared away some of the bubble overload, I plopped him in and started scrubbing.
He knew it wasn't a normal bath because he didn't play or anything. I wish he would have, play time in the tub is the best. He is contained! :)
Ah, the joy of motherhood. Lol.
I love being a mommy to my two beautiful children, but I could live without the poop.
Tell me some of your child-rearing "war" stories. :)
Key Piece of Information: Do not put your toddler to bed in track pants. Apparently they are WAY to easy to get out of. But, if you must...make sure he/she is wearing a onesie. Please! Don't make the same mistake I did. ;o)
Well, I did. I loved that show. You know, before it became all about the parents. Both are whack jobs...but, if I had to decide I would say I am on Team Kate. Jon has a lot to learn.
Anyway, the point of my post.
Do you remember one of the first episodes where Kate finds one of the babies covered in poop after their nap? (It might have even been one of their tv specials before their show, who knows)
That is what I found the other day. My handsome almost 18 month old COVERED in poop.
It was nasty.
At first glance it seemed okay (as okay as poop covered bedding can get) but, as I was cleaning I realized (well Hubs noticed it first) it was EVERYWHERE. From one end of the crib to the other.
I wiped him down first, with baby wipes, while the bath water was running. Then I dumped about a gallon of bubbles into the tub. Lol. Like those bubbles are going to make him clean. After I cleared away some of the bubble overload, I plopped him in and started scrubbing.
He knew it wasn't a normal bath because he didn't play or anything. I wish he would have, play time in the tub is the best. He is contained! :)
Ah, the joy of motherhood. Lol.
I love being a mommy to my two beautiful children, but I could live without the poop.
Tell me some of your child-rearing "war" stories. :)
Key Piece of Information: Do not put your toddler to bed in track pants. Apparently they are WAY to easy to get out of. But, if you must...make sure he/she is wearing a onesie. Please! Don't make the same mistake I did. ;o)
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