Dear Toys R Us,
Do you miss me or something?
I normally love receiving your e-mails full of discounts and free shipping, but 5 e-mails in one night....seriously?
That's enough to drive a person mad! Lol....once a week is about the perfect amount.
Just so you know, sending 5 e-mails isn't going to encourage me to shop. Trust me, I don't need the encouragement.
You should know, I am probably within the Top 10 Best Customers (as in, spending a ton of money!) category.
I love your store, but I don't need anything right now (can you believe that?!?!?)....thank you. I will be sure to shop at your stores, or on-line, in the near future.....don't you worry.
Your Loyal Customer - Jenn